Lincoln loves to tell jokes now.
Here is his most recent attempt:
Lincoln: knock knock
me: Who's there?
orange
orange who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
L: "No. You're supposed to laugh when I say banana"
(then proceeds to critique my fake laugh and demonstrate exactly how an acceptable laugh sounds)
For his upcoming 4th birthday I compiled a list of "jokes a 4 yr old will enjoy". Here's a partial list for your joking amusement:
How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? In a hambulance!
Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick!
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: Where do generals keep their armies? A: In their sleevies.
What’s invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other SLIDE.
Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
and my personal favorite...
What did the 0 (zero) say to the 8? Nice belt.
Lincoln recently got his first professional haircut! No more butcher-jobs using dull clippers. John was very upset that I cut it but we've both been enjoying seeing more of Lincoln's expressions now that more of his face shows.
I am super lame and have no current pictures to post at this time but above is a funny one of Lincoln I found in my archive. It's from a hiking trip, summer of 2005.
